Clayville resident Becka Flood was recently mistaken for a robot when she interviewed for a position at PopCo, Incorporated. "I do not understand it," she said. "Initially, I thought they were having some fun with me, but they wouldn't let it go. When they saw the strand of aluminum wire I wear around my neck for good luck, well, they thought they had me dead to rights."
"I've got the G-men on the horn three days out of every week," PopCo Public Relations Director David Smalts said. "Confidential stuff, but it's big. It's a whole new ballgame out there, and PopCo is ready for them."
The Clayville bomb squad was called to the scene, and PopCo was evacuated...with the exception of Flood. "Personally, I think the employees wanted an excuse to blow off work. I mean, really, would a robot have corns on her toes?"
"A really good robot would," Smalts said.
Clayville Comments...
This robot disguise is perfect. Who WOULDN'T trust a plump, middle-aged American woman in an old-fashioned dress? Who DOESN'T expect her to get corns from wearing cheap shoes?
I congratulate the robot's appearance designer. However, I would fire the movement software programmer. Either he has never seen a real woman move or he's drinking too much vodka in the laboratory late at night.
D. W. Pokhilko
FBI Administrative Assistant Trainee
Clayville Community College
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This robot disguise is perfect. Who WOULDN'T trust a plump, middle-aged American woman in an old-fashioned dress? Who DOESN'T expect her to get corns from wearing cheap shoes?
I congratulate the robot's appearance designer. However, I would fire the movement software programmer. Either he has never seen a real woman move or he's drinking too much vodka in the laboratory late at night.
D. W. Pokhilko
FBI Administrative Assistant Trainee
Clayville Community College
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