Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Life: Fond Hearts Forever























Not one to take "no" for an answer, Brian Greasley quit his job at Tube & Lube to "focus" on the woman who has his heart. "Amy didn't like me following her around at first, but I think she's warming up to the idea."

Greasley said he has nearly five hours of footage of Amy S. "I got a lot of shots of her getting in and out of her car. Now she's running around with umbrellas even on sunny days. Funny woman, but I love her."

Greasley, who has no criminal record, could be slapped with a restraining order, but that is unlikely. Police Sergeant Jeffrey Buys confirmed that he has had his eye on Greasley for a while. "Clayville cops have it covered," Buys said.

Post Script: From The Cheese Block




Forged News caught up with Amy S. at The Cheese Block, where she is a part-time employee. Amy didn't have much to say on the matter, but she did want to clear up a few things. "Just for the record, I never did anything more than offer Mr. Greasley a slice of cheese in a plastic cup from our summer sampler pack. Offering samples is standard practice at The Cheese Block. If I knew that chunk of cheddar would have led to this, I most certainly would have taken my break or made a phone call. Thank God we weren't sampling the summer sausage."


CLAYVILLE COMMENTS...


A Tangled Web

Brian wears Spiderman underwear. He lives in his Mom's basement. I've been following Brian since high school. I posted over 100 pictures of him on my website, which I'd give you but it's top secret. But that doesn't mean I love him. He doesn't love Amy either. He's just BORED.

Mindi Schlepp
Clayville Bicycle Mechanic
"Rollin' by the rivah makes me shivah" T-Shirt Artist

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Brian wears Spiderman underwear. He lives in his Mom's basement. I've been following Brian since high school. I posted over 100 pictures of him on my website, which I'd give you but it's top secret. But that doesn't mean I love him. He doesn't love Amy either. He's just BORED.

Mindi Schlepp
Clayville Bicycle Mechanic
"Rollin' by the rivah makes me shivah" T-Shirt Artist