Clayville's Eastend Redstars finally get their hats.
Redstars Coach Charles Farnsworth was quick to point out that he left instructions for his temporary replacement, Kenny Perkins, where to pick up the team's hats.
Redstars standout, Timmy Wallace, offered his opinion. "We were already playing games without our hats when coach Farnsworth went on his dumb vacation. My dad said Farnsworth turned in the order late."
Kenny Perkins, who spoke with Forged News on the telephone from New York City, admitted he added to the delay. "Oh, I picked up the hats from the back of a broken down van. They were soaking wet. You know what I did? I took them straight home and bleached the funk right out of them. Those hats were pink when I finished. None of the kids wanted to be on the Southend Pinkstars, or whatever they were called. Eastend. Right here on the hats. Duh."
Perkins claims to have donated the pink hats to charity. He added that he paid for the replacement hats, only it took a little convincing to get his mother to agree to it. "She's already backed several of my shows. She says I've got a heart of gold, but a head of lead. Isn't that marvelous? You bet I'm using that line!"
Perkins is currently raising funds for an Off-Broadway production he co-authored with his long-time writing partner Boris Gun. "Yes, the working title is 'In the Pink,' and we do wear pink ball caps for a the last few numbers, but I can assure you they are not the Redstars'."
The Eastend Redstars close their season in the basement of their division this Saturday afternoon at Phillips Park when they play Big Ed's Muffler Shoppe.
CLAYVILLE COMMENTS...
Perkins' claims that the pink hats in his off-broadway show are not the ones he "rescued" from the back of a van in the rain and had to bleach the "funk" out of? Here's a hint: Perkins is a storyteller. Like his sincerity, his off-broadway production spins off into universes undiscovered and truth unknown.
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Perkins has a wild imagination, but he's a good assistant coach. At least he has the spitting and swearing down pat. Hope it's not an act. I want to think that his heart's in it for the good of the kids that need to burn off all their pent-up energy before they drive their tired parents crazy.
Mr. Wallace (Timmy's Dad)
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10% of males are either gay or bisexual from birth and wearing pink hats won't change that. Who said pink was a girl's color anyway? My life partner says I look fabulous in it.
Bobbie Bell, Rainbow Drag Show Coalition Founder
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Perkins' claims that the pink hats in his off-broadway show are not the ones he "rescued" from the back of a van in the rain and had to bleach the "funk" out of? Here's a hint: Perkins is a storyteller. Like his sincerity, his off-broadway production spins off into universes undiscovered and truth unknown.
Perkins has a wild imagination, but he's a good assistant coach. At least he has the spitting and swearing down pat. Hope it's not an act. I want to think that his heart's in it for the good of the kids that need to burn off all their pent-up energy before they drive their tired parents crazy.
Mr. Wallace (Timmy's Dad)
10% of males are either gay or bisexual from birth and wearing pink hats won't change that. Who said pink was a girl's color anyway? My life partner says I look fabulous in it.
Bobbie Bell, Rainbow Drag Show Coalition Founder
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