They are dedicated, confident, and the number-one buyers of disposable lighters.
Ricky Wonder and Debbie D. are just two of the many rockers who live on the edge of polite society. However, despite their wild ways, they aren't that different from most people.
"We're not superheroes or anything," Wonder said. "We get sick just like everybody else, and we shop for groceries just like everybody else." He turned to Debbie D., and together they enthusiastically said, "but we rock out like nobody else!"
When asked why they would choose such a lifestyle, Wonder held up his right fist and, wiggling his pinkie and index fingers, said that he didn't choose to have fingers on his hands, "But I got 'em. I came out of my mom kicking and screaming, and that's the way I'll go to my grave."
"We want the same things out of life that everybody else does," Debbie D. said.
"Mostly," Wonder added.
3 comments:
If everybody bought 10 sex toys a week, you could say that Debbie was getting the same thing out of life as Ricky was giving everyone else.
Thank God Debbie refuses to believe her beloved Ricky cheats. I swear the markup on those WaWaBalls she buys at my store almost pay my mortgage.
The Editor doesn't know what these "wawaballs" are and would like to investigate further. Are you still at the same location?
Trini's Love Shack hasn't moved. We've been on the corner of Rickashue and Apple Avenues since 1964. We remodeled in 1978. Spray-painted the walls in 1984. Then due to popular demand, we added vibrating furniture last summer.
WaWaball history is a proud one. This exclusive product was invented by us in 1969. Each one is lovingly manufactured after hours in our basement, so freshness is guaranteed! We're open Mon-Sat 5:00 to midnight. Closed Sunday for jamming sessions.
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