Man asks doctor to induce coma for upcoming family vacation.
Brock Weller admits asking his doctor for a knockout pill to "ease him through" vacation.
"Don't get me wrong," Weller said, "I love my family, but I strongly feel that the words 'vacation' and 'family' should be far apart from each other."
Weller cited past "vacations" in which his daughter Kaitlin's pet gerbil was smuggled aboard and urinated under the car seats, his son Greg's poor handling of puberty fetched nasty comments from lifeguards at the beach, and his wife Ellen's aggressive insistence on tipping only ten percent at restaurants left Weller with severe pain in his right eye.
"I wasn't brought up that way. I always tip twenty percent, even if the service is lousy. And there is nothing worse than a chubby pubescent boy in a Speedo playing with a gerbil. I'd rather sleep through the whole thing, it is just the way I'm put together."
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