Friday, June 1, 2007






Cromwell got on the bus, but will return next Friday.
Need your nut cracked? Send questions to:
Cromwell@ForgedMagazine.com
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Anonymous said...

Dear Cromwell,

I know some secrets about Clayville town officials. It involves monkeys and things no lady should ever witness. It may even be linked to unsolved area crimes.

Should I tell the paper or keep quiet? The thing is, if I tell Forged News how I got the information, they'll ask me how I know. I would have to admit to wiretapping, peeping into windows, and a lot of tiptoeing around. 

Some of what I did might be considered illegal. But then again, journalists are inquisitive so they'll understand why I like nosing around, right?

Signed, 
Concerned Clayville Citizen

PS - I see you buying a lot of pantyhose at Nerk's Grocery. Are they REALLY for your wife or do the clerks suspect that you're a cross-dresser?

June 6, 2007 at 7:46 AM

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