Forged News annual mountain retreat is on schedule. FOS Media founder Glen Fouts will NOT be permitted to drive the bus this year, even for "just a little stretch."
The Forged News Bus will depart Clayville for THE SHAKES Cabins & Cots at noon on Sunday and return Friday evening. The bus may or may not be air conditioned, so dress with that in mind.
A bucket lunch of free-grab peanuts and pickles will be provided on the bus. Draft beer will be available at the back of the bus and monitored by Rodney, who will also preform pump-duty and provide his unique kazoo music. Restroom stops will be decided by committee. Non-drinking passengers and children may not vote.
This year please do not leave unsupervised minors with THE SHAKES employees, or Mr. Fouts.
Schedule as Follows (ALL items subject to change):
Sunday: Arrive at THE SHAKES. Sing-Along with "Mountain Maniac" Bucky Dinger. Volleyball, arm wrestling, and weasel toss. Free body scan for ticks and leeches at THE SHAKES bait shop.
Monday: Bus trip to Smoke Hole Cavern. Eat at Lunch on the Rim. Dinner: Cookout.
Tuesday: Fishing and Swimming in cold mountain creek. Beer Bottle Shooting & Turkey Call Lessons. Dinner: Cookout. Pie eating contest.
Wednesday: Return to Smoke Hole Cavern for private out-of-bounds tour. Dinner: Cookout with special SHAKES baked beans.
Thursday: Sack race. Dinner: Cookout. Final free body scan for ticks and leeches at THE SHAKES bait shop. Early to bed.
Friday: Homeward Bound!
1 comment:
I lost my thermos.
I still want to go.
I hate bait.
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