Man found squeezing Bob Evans Original Recipe Roll Sausage into coin returns in West Clayville.
Bryan Nolan, age 26, told police that he was attempting to save a little lady from making a big mistake.
Nolan first drew the attention of West Clayville residents by intently watching people at pay phones and outdoor vending machines. Nerks Grocery clerk Brandy Prosser was one of the many who called police. “I saw him creeping around a couple of other places besides here. Then he found a stick that he was always whapping against stuff. It wasn't like normal loitering.”
Police Sergeant Jeffrey Buys said Nolan repeatedly asked him what he thought was a "good car" and what product would remove stains from the Playmate cooler he was carrying at the time of his arrest.
“We've got a lot of unsolved crimes here,” Buys said, “and this guy is definitely a person of interest.”
1 comment:
I hope body parts aren't in his cooler. Nolan is crazy. I hear all the Nolans are. For ten summers I ben on my porch watching the Nerks Grocery comings and goings. I could be a police spy or nark or something and maybe earn some more beer monee.
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