Sunday, May 13, 2007

LIFE: Mother's Day Reality Check

For many mothers, this day is one that finds mom standing in line at the local Waffle Shack wondering if that greeting card filled with words never uttered by a human was even read by her husband or children.

"For all the glorious things you do, mother."
Well, Captain Skidmarks and his little crew of skid-ettes have a wake up call coming on Monday, because mother is not washing their dirty pants on Sunday.

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