HELP WANTED
Good with details?
Clayville Water and Sewer Department (WASD) is looking for an apprentice to Master Hole Inspector.
Applicant will have valid driver's license and long arms. Ability to duck-walk a plus.
We promote from within. Too many fringe benefits to list!
REPLY HW2999
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EVENTS
Hot Dog Eating Contest
The Dawg Box on South Main Street will hold its second annual hot dog eating contest. Kevin Foster and Rodney Shrimplin are reminded of the restraining order. This year all hot dogs will be held at room temperature, and the Clayville EMT will monitor the event.
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CROSSED WIRES
You were wearing a soiled pink halter top and fingering the payphone coin return slot outside Nerks Grocery. I told you about a practical joke kids play by jamming dog-do in the coin return. You left. Lets get this ironed out.
REPLY MS3329
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2 comments:
Poop jokes are not funny to girls wearing pink halter tops, even if they do have a stain. Heres a klue for you, phone joke guy. Next time you see me say do you want to see my car? And it better be a good car too. If your smart, have a kooler in back with some refreshments for us. Something REAL like y0ur 21 even thugh you look 17. (Don't worry I'm only 16 but pepul think I look 21.(
REPLY MS3329
Dear I Look 21,
A smart lady gets her crudy change from a bank teller, not a metal box.
You'll see.
-BN
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