Perplexed
Dear Cromwell:
Last night after I returned from a late meeting, I caught my wife baring her teeth and growling into the bedroom mirror. She was dressed in her evening robe, her hair perfectly brushed, but she was wearing a pair of my work shoes. When I asked her what she was doing, she mumbled something about self-defense and climbed directly into bed.
I tried to laugh it off, but I can't help feeling like she's hiding something.
What should I do?
-Perplexed
Perplexed:
Finding an enemy in the mirror is often the first sign that the spit has hit the skillet.
Buy that woman a cuckoo clock, wind it up until the spring breaks and get out of Dodge.
- Cromwell
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