MEDICAL SNIPPET

Men over 50 not creative with their urine.
Freeboltz & Krust, one of the largest providers of peter care for the United States, has released a report detailing a shocking decline in the amount of things men over 50 do--or do not do--with their urine spray.

As early as 35, most men in the US stop group-peeing on things in the out-of-doors. The study did not follow indoor activity.

While there are anomalies, the occasional snowman, or buddy's foot, most men begin to notice WSS (weak stream syndrome) after age 45, and tend to pee in private--often in a seated position. The study noted: The golden arc just isn't there--it's more like a rain water running down a bent nail.

The F&K report did hold out some hope on the situation. Bladder manipulation devices are just around the corner. Which corner, the report did not detail.