ASSISTANT
Assistance needed with husband who is a slow learner. Must be good with flashcards and know how to work garden hose nozzle. Not afraid to get your hands dirty. Pay rate negotiable.
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SPECIALIST
Good with a Bing No. 6 bottle brush? A Reacher-8 "J" brush? You may be just the candidate for me!
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RECEIVABLES
Need reliable person with clean trousers to wait for package.
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EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT
Looking for ambitious go-getter. We have an opening in an exciting new business. Seek ankle-holder or wrist-holder. Some experience is a plus, but will train the right individual. Clock-watchers need not apply.
Reply: HW2098
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